Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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