i will never coherently bang her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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