The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
