Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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