Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
