Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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