so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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