people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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