Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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