i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I got inside last night via doggy door
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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