ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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