the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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