Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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