so that wasnt chicken after all
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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