My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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