just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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