Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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