I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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