She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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