Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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