garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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