; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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