He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
People with herpes should wear stickers.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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