Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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