***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
id be glad to
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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