its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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