But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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