youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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