perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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