So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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