Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I would ride that face into the sunset
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
