how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
