Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize