xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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