Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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