Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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