You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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