I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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