You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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