can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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