The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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