shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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