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I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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