The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.