Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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