i think i have two assholes
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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