i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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