I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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