Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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