some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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