ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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