we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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