Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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