I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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