Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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