i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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