don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Randomize
