Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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