Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Duck Duck Cougar?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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