is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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