Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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