how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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