All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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