She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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