i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Sorry about my life...
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Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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